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Whoever said there’s no such thing as “bad PR” never held a press conference at the Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia.

No matter how much Republicans try to change the narrative —Hey, we thought it was time for something less formal — Trump’s chronology of tweets tells the story (source: @sissenberg).


Trump tweet Four Seasons

Noah Pransky, a reporter at NBCLX in Philadelphia, recently reviewed expenses filed by the Trump campaign from Oct. 15 through Nov. 23, as well as those from the president’s two political action committees (PAC). It turned out that there were no payments made to Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

The absurdity won’t go away.

How do Rudy Giuliani and the Republican Party escape this microscope? Is there a way to turn this negative into a positive?


In fact, I’ve taken the liberty of drafting a news release that captures the storytelling Jiu Jitsu.



Republican Party Goes All-In on Four Seasons Businesses

The Republican National Committee (RNC) announced today that it will hold press conferences at a range of businesses that share “Four Seasons” as part of their name.

The Republican Party broke new ground on Nov. 7, 2020 when it conducted a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia to highlight claims of voter fraud. Eschewing conventional venues at posh hotels, Four Seasons Total Landscaping delivered the perfect backdrop for the working people’s party.

“Our data analytics revealed that virtually every American over 12 years of age has raked leaves at some point of in their life, making Four Seasons Total Landscaping the perfect place to test our theory that if people relate to the venue, they relate to the message,” explained Rudy Giuliani who led the initiative. “As we get more comfortable in these settings, there’s no reason we couldn’t eventually serve canapés.”

The RNC has narrowed down its choices for the next press conference to the following:

  • Four Seasons Guns (Orange Texas)Four Seasons Guns Facebook.
  • Four Seasons Plumbing And Sewer (Bridgeview, Illinois)Four Seasons Plumbing.
  • Four Seasons Bowling (Hillsboro, Oregon)Four Seasons Bowling.

“What’s more American than guns, a clogged toilet and bowling?” added President Trump.



I learned that Jared Kushner has vetted 50 companies across the U.S. to secure a robust pool of candidates for press conference throughout 2021.

Tapping my D.C. Rolodex, I managed to get my hands on the list. Kudos to the crack research from one of our interns, Josh Madrid.


1. Four Seasons Fresh Transport (Los Angeles, Calif.), Truck delivery

2. Four Seasons Restoration (Fullerton, Calif.), Construction contractors

3. Four Seasons Florist and Gifts (Temple, Calif.), Florist

4. Four Seasons Apparel Inc (Los Angeles, Calif.), Clothing distribution

5. Four Seasons Air (Stanton, Calif.), Air conditioning contractor

6. Four Seasons Chemical Corporation (San Jose, Calif.), Plastic fabrication

7. Four Seasons Herbs (Irvine, Calif.), Dietary supplements

8. Four Seasons Nail & Hair (San Diego, Calif.), Nail salon

9. Four Seasons Food Catering (San Diego, Calif.), Catering

10. Four Seasons Lawn Aeration (San Diego, Calif.), Lawn care

11. Four Seasons Design (San Diego, Calif.), Apparel manufacturing

12. Four Seasons Church (Las Vegas, Nevada), Christian church

13. Four Seasons Dental Spa (Las Vegas, Nevada), Dental clinic

14. Four Seasons Diner Chinatown (Las Vegas, Nevada), Diner

15. Four Seasons Cleaner (Henderson, Nevada), Dry cleaning

16. Four Seasons Towing (Elko, Nevada), Towing company

17. Four Seasons Sushi Bar and Grill * (Phoenix, Arizona), Restaurant

18. Four Seasons Therapy (Salt Lake City, Utah), Family counselor

19. Four Seasons Insurance Agency (Salt Lake City, Utah), Insurance agency

20. Four Seasons Sunrooms Windows (Salt Lake City, Utah), Sunrooms, home additions, patio cover, windows

21. Four Seasons Auto Repair and Tire Center (Vancouver, Wash.), Car service

22. Four Seasons Senior Home (Portland, Oregon), Senior care facility

23. Four Seasons Bowling Center (Hillsboro, Oregon), Bowling alley

24. Four Seasons Beauty Supply (Portland, Oregon), Self-care products

25. Four Seasons Therapeutic Massage (Seattle, Wash.), Massage studio

26. Four Seasons Apartments (Seattle, Wash.), Apartment

27. Four Seasons Community School (Austin, Texas), Preschool

28. Four Seasons Guns (Orange, Texas), Gun shop

29. Four Seasons Storage (Bastrop, Texas), Self-storage

30. Four Seasons Carpet Cleaning (Boston, Mass.), Carpet cleaners

31. Four Seasons Plumbing and Sewer (Chicago, Illinois), Handyman services

32. Four Seasons Equestrian Center (Chicago, Illinois), Equestrian center

33. Four Seasons Auto Detailing (Aurora, Colorado), Auto detailer

34. Four Seasons Sports Center (Riverton, Wyoming), Outdoor gear and vehicles

35. Four Seasons Golf Club (Landisville, Penn.), Golf course

36. Four Seasons Home Healthcare (Philadelphia, Penn.), Home health care

37. Four Seasons Tanning Salon (Butler, Penn.), Tanning salon

38. Four Seasons Exterminating (Pittsburgh, Penn.), Exterminator

39. Four Seasons Furniture (Seagrove, N. Carolina), Custom furniture

40. Four Seasons Too (Hernando, Miss.), Garden center

41. 4 Seasons Lashes (Cypress, Calif.), Lash extensions

42. Four Seasons Sotheby’s International Realty (Rutland, Vermont), Realtor company

43. Four Seasons Trophies (Dickinson, N. Dakota), Trophy shop

44. Four Seasons Car Wash (Alexandria, Minn.), Car wash

45. Four Seasons Co-Op (Britton, S. Dakota), Home supplies

46. Four Seasons Photography (Coeur d’Alene, Idaho), Photography studio

47. Four Seasons Arena (Great Falls, Montana), Events arena

48. Four Seasons Graphics (Zanesville, Ohio), Signs and embroidery

49. Four Seasons Pizza (Willards, Maryland), Restaurant

50. Four Seasons Beer Cigar & Tobacco (Ocean Springs, Miss.), Convenience store

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